How Bizarre: 9th November 2012

Beaver Fever

For those of you who spend lonely nights wishing Justin Beiber would come and keep you company; today is your lucky day. The Justin Beiber sex doll, which can be yours for only $26, was announced to the world this week by manufacturers, Pipeline:

"Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who's waited 18 long years to stick his lil' dicky in something sticky! When he's not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he's up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn't have this effect just on women - he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil' pricks's ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash! [sic]"

Don't blame it on sunshine…

The Jackson clan are often used as a prototype for the dangers of childhood fame. Staying true to this stereotype, this week, fourth eldest Jermaine Jackson has asked the courts for permission to legally change his name to Jermaine Jacksun for 'artistic reasons'.

Bob Dylan's social side

Music legend Bob Dylan this week entered the world of social media for the very first time. After predicting a landslide on Monday night at a concert in Wisconsin, Dylan took to facebook to post his first ever status update:

"Here's pretty close to what I said last night in Madison. I said from the stage that we had to play better than good tonight, that the president was here today and he's a hard act to follow. Also, that we're not fooled by the media and we think it's going to be a landslide. That's pretty much all of it."

Thanks Bob.

Dubstep Cat

To make up for a disappointing week in HWBZR news, I present you… Dubstep cat:

That is all

How Bizarre…

PS. Did you know…

The cast of 'Glee' have had more songs in the charts than the Beatles. Shame on us.