The Rabbitâs Foot Company are a loose group of down-and-outs spanning a decade of cultural reference points (with the youngest member being 21, the oldest â 31) and comprised of Sam Ashurst, Richard Grange, Gregory Akerman and Victoria Cullen (who sadly, could only be with us tonight via speaker phone as she had been called away to a last minute Ann Summers party. This is actually true).
These bright young things are currently making a name for themselves on the open-mic comedy circuit. With solo gigs coming up and an Edinburgh show next month, I went down to the Cavandish Arms in Stockwell to have a drink and hopefully find out some more.
After brief introductions, finding out their day jobs (two office workers, a student and an unemployed) and what it was they wanted from the bar (a large red wine, a pint of lager and half a lager shandy) we started to learn a bit about one another:
What are your ambitions?
Greg: I want to write sitcoms. Itâs going quite well actually, not âwellâ in as much as actually succeeding but yeah. Baby steps
Richard: I want to get paid to do a gig
Victoria: Well, I want Edinburgh to be ok. I also want to have a good time and stuffâ¦
Sam: To find Amber Lamps. Seriously, if Dave Gorman can get a TV show looking for other Dave Gormans, then I can look for Amber Lamps. Also, you know how some people have a Jesus complex? Well I have a Doctor Who complex. I genuinely believe I am Doctor Who, just as a human being. So I need to find the watch.
After a long and convoluted conversation about Doctor Who, a subject, incidentally, that both Richard and Sam seem well versed in, we got back on track.What would you say your influences were?
Sam: Horror films and Greg Akerman
Victoria: My mum. And God.
Richard: Frank Sidebottom. Charlie Chuck - not Charlie Chalk, although I do like Charlie Chalk. starts singing the theme tune Actually I really do like Charlie Chalk. Also Half Man Half Biscuit
Greg: Daniel Simmonson
And your heroes?
Victoria: Oh Jesus⦠Well, thatâs one. Jesus. I havenât really got any heroes.
Greg: Anyone whoâ¦I dunno really. Iâm a fan of the aristocracy. Iâm not really sure Iâd class that as a âheroâ so much.
Thatâs not quite what I askedâ¦
Greg: Oh, yeah. Um, Joseph Bros (apparently the Prime Minister of Yugoslavia in 1939. A fact I later found out to be untrue)
Richard: Alan Bennet and Tim from Spaced
Sam: Amber Lamps
How would you describe your style?
Richard: 70s game show host
Victoria: Smart casual
At this, the guys promptly hung up on Victoria and all concurred that her style was Situationist Feminist
Sam: Disconcerting
Greg: Lecturer. I tend to tell informative stories that donât really have punchlines. It works. Well, it worked once, but I said two funny things by accident.
So how has the Rabbits Foot Company come about?
Sam: Greg and I knew each other previously. Weâd always talked about doing stand up, and then I did it, realised how easy it was, and got Greg to do it
Richard: And he showed you how hard it was.
We laugh, Greg pouts
Sam: Victoria was at the first gig we did together and she was really good. She approached me afterwards and said âI thought you were very goodâ. I thought she just meant me, but later she tried to pretend sheâd meant both of us. But she canât have done really, because we werenât near each other or anything, so she couldnât have known
Greg: Well thatâs not quite true, is it. We were obviously together enough for me to be welcomed to the stage in subsequent weeks as âSamâs friendâ.
Sam: Did you get that written down? That was a good bit.
Sam glares at me, making sure it is written down. It is. He stops glaring, I continue making notes as they continue talking over each other
Richard: Sam approached me after one of my sets and said âyouâre really good, do you want to come to Edinburgh?â and that was on my list of things I really wanted to do, so I said yes. Iâd seen Greg before and thoughtâ¦well, that he was rubbish really, but I get it now.
Greg: We already had Victoria on board by then
Richard: Yeah, she told us she has a house in Edinburgh that we could all stay in for free
Sam: She did start to say that we couldnât use it, but I told her sheâd have to leave
Greg: So she came good. Sheâs very good.
Sam: I like to think that Iâm the mastermind really
Greg: I wouldnât disagree with that at all. Samâs basically the father figure.
Sam: Mastermind
Greg: Father figure
This goes on for some time. In the spirit of saving column inches, Iâll skip to the end:
Sam: Mastermind
Greg: Father figure
Sam: NO. I donât want to be a father figure
Greg: Thatâs what my dad saidâ¦.
Sam: So wrapping that up, if it all goes well in Edinburgh itâs down to me, and if it all goes badly itâs Gregâs fault.
Whatâs the origin behind the name?
Greg: Well, me and Sam were in my flat one night, and a bit down..
Sam: Didnât we say that weâd never tell anyone where our name came from?
Greg: Yeah I think we did. Sorry.
Well canât you make something up?
Greg: I guess thatâs doable. We were knocking loads of ideas about and it seemed that everyone could get behind this one. Plus we were way past the deadline of thinking one up.
Richard: When were you knocking names around? I wasnât involved in this. I had loads of ideas for names.
Greg: So what would you have called us then?
Richard: Iâm not going to tell you now.
Greg: Oh go on
Richard: Nothing
Greg: Nothing?
Richard: Nothing
Greg: Right. Well, moving on. If you really want to know about the name you can do your own fucking research and Google it â thatâs what we had to do.
Sam: Donât Google it
So howâs it all going?
Greg: Itâs a lovely collective weâve got. But at the moment weâre the least working people in show business.
Sam: I think it works because weâre all different, but we complement each other.
Richard: Some people think that Iâm shy, but Iâm not shy, Iâm just standoffish.
Greg and Sam: No, heâs shy
Greg: Yeah, we look out for each other though
Richard: I tell Greg when heâs not funny
Greg: Unprompted, too. Sometimes before Iâve even got on stageâ¦
Tell us a bit about the show
Richard: I think weâre the antidote to the clunky bizarre humour that a lot of young people are doing at the moment. We can be obtuse, inane and ridiculous, but weâre not bizarre. Proper surrealism isnât bizarre anyway because it doesnât acknowledge its context.
Richard: The open mic circuit in London is really nice. Well, itâs quite aggressive and brutal, but thatâs a fun atmosphere to be in. It can be quite hostile, but you can survive by not mentioning paedophilia, rape or incest. People think these are the holy trinity of comedy, but theyâre not.
Greg: Thereâs a difference between dark comedy and just being offensive. If youâre going to use offensive subject matter, you have to make the person whoâs being offensive the butt of the joke. Otherwise youâre not doing anything new.
Richard: At Edinburgh weâve got an hour slot. Greg, Sam and Victoria have 15 minutes each and I have three 5 minute slots as it suits my style better. Itâs kind of a show within a show, right?
Greg: No, not really. Itâs just a show. Although technically it could be said that weâre headlining the venue. Weâre the last people on, at any rate.
And off they stumbled. Iâm actually pretty pleased with myself for being able to transcribe a somewhat coherent interview from the rambling conversation. The Rabbitâs Foot Company describe themselves as inane and convoluted, and claim to use wilfully inaccessible subject matter. They absolutely do. A night with the Rabbitâs Foot Company is exhausting, trying, yet strangely beautiful.
Some or all of The Rabbitâs Foot Company can be seen most weeks at various open-mic nights around London. The next time all four of them will be together is at the Lyttleton Arms in Camden on Monday 19th July.
Greg Akerman will be performing at Foxed Up Theatreâs official launch party this Friday 9th July â click here for more details
Details of their Edinburgh show can be found here, or at the facebook group here
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