Win $1000 by beating up Chris Brown
Following the news that seagulls despise Chris Brown just as much as most sane people (see photo above) - Kevin Seccia of howtobeatupanything.com is offering $1000 for the first person to beat Chris Brown up.
For legal reasons it's a "joke", though it's worth reading the article he posted if you fancy making some money for doing the right thing (and to read the rules).
"Chris Brown is a horrible human being. This is something we should all agree on."
Hell, we'll even throw some CDs into the mix on this one.
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